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Ellen Chatter: 2nd Birthday Edition

Happy 2nd birthday, sassafras. I wanted to do those cool birthday interview question things with you, but you got really mad at me and kept telling me “I can’t know the answer!” So, let’s try again...

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One of my favorite things Ellen says lately is, “Come on!” And she says it just like Gob Bluth. Perfect. Me: Ellen, please stop spitting water out all over the floor. Ellen: It’s ok, mom. I’ll stop…for...

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  Crying in the car: “I’m really very very really really really very very very really really very (etc.) stuck in here, mom!” In the car with me: Ellen: Mom! Take a picture of the red light. Me: I...

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I taught Ellen about hashtags. I asked her for a bite of her cake. “hashtag no no.” When she wanted to come back in the house. “hashtag knock knock.” Ellen: What was that? Me: It was a bird tweeting....

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To the tune of Frozen’s Let It Go: “Let it go. Let it go. Let the HTML go free!” She’s a blogger daughter. Going upstairs for bed. Claiming her nightly hoard: “Can I bring Minnie upstairs?” Yes. “Can I...

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Ellen picking her nose (and eating it!!!) in the backseat: My mom: Ellen, what are you doing? Ellen: Mima! A princess needs to eat, you know. Yelling to Mike after he gave her a La Croix: “Hey Mike! Is...

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“Dad! Last night I fell asleep like you taught me. I closed my eyes and thought of all my favorite things!” “Awesome! So proud! What did you think of?” “Pink kitties laughing and eating ice cream, blue...

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Ellen Chatter + Giveaway

If you’re here for the Joules, scroll on down. I gots mines from Joules themselves, but opinions are all my own. If you’re here for cute kid words, look no further:   Watching a commercial of a girl...

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It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these bad boys, so, um, some of the references might be a little dated. For instance, I am not pregnant. That reference would be from wayyyyy back in my Theo...

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Haughty Thuggery: A Blog Post by Ellen

Ellen is really into blogging lately. She tells me that she blogs so she can get packages in the mail. We all have our reasons. This is her latest post she tapped out. Oh, and there are vlogs. Please...

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